- Question of
What do you think of your body?
- Yes
- I like to admire my body in the mirror
- Like everyone else, I do have insecurities about my body
- My body is nothing special, to be honest
- Question of
How humble and modest are you?
- Bar none; I am the most humble-est, number one at the top of the humble list!
- I believe I’m humble enough for the common folks
- I am essentially a modest person
- Humble enough, I think?
- Question of
You’re in a bar; someone dares you to do something stupid. What do you do?
- Personally, I’d do almost anything on a dare. You wouldn’t want someone to call you a chicken, would you?
- If there are people watchin’, I’m definitely rockin’ (doesn’t make sense, but at least it rhymes, amirite?)
- It depends on who’s daring and who’s watching
- I tend to be fairly cautious when it comes to dares
- Question of
Your friend tells you his/her grandma has died recently. What do you do?
- I listen for a few seconds then interrupt to talk about a more saddening event, the death of my cat Tiger
- I sympathize for a while then ask if my friend wants to go clubbing because nobody else wants to go out
- I give my friend a big hug and tell them that I’ll always be there for them
- I spend the night caring for my friend
- Question of
How good are you when it comes to influencing people around you?
- I definitely have a natural talent for influencing anyone I encounter
- I’m an Instagram influencer. Does that count?
- Honestly, I’m not that good at influencing people, though I want to learn that skill
- Why should I care about influencing people?
- Question of
Do you prefer having authority over other people or following orders?
- Are you kidding? People naturally want my authority
- I like having authority over others
- It depends on who’s giving the orders
- I don’t mind following orders, honestly
- Question of
Your partner suggests taking you out to a Thai restaurant that has great reviews for your birthday. How do you react?
- It’s my birthday. They should take me to a fancy, expensive restaurant
- I let them know that they don’t know anything about food
- I show them my appreciation for their gesture
- I get happy because I get to spend quality time with my partner
- Question of
With which statement do you best identify?
- I know I’m pretty good at anything I do because everybody keeps complimenting me
- Complements are essentially my fuel
- I don’t care that much about compliments, but I get excited when I get one
- I get embarrassed when someone compliments me
- Question of
Do you think you’d be a good ruler of the world?
- We’d be living in a utopia if I ruled the world.
- Definitely, I’d probably make a few mistakes here and there, but the world would be a better place overall.
- I don’t know. Do you want to find out?
- Hell no. I couldn’t even rule my own house properly.
- Question of
What do you do when you make a mistake?
- What? I don’t make mistakes
- I try to talk my way out of the situation
- It depends on the situation, really.
- I try to accept the consequences of my behavior
- Question of
How often do you rely on others?
- I don’t need to rely on anyone because I’m a one-person army capable of doing anything
- I rarely depend on anyone else to get things done
- It depends on the situation
- I sometimes depend on others to get things done
- Question of
Would you be a good leader?
- Yes, I see myself as a good leader
- I don’t care enough to want to be a leader
- It depends on whom I’m leading
- I’m not sure I’d make a good leader
- Question of
What do you usually do when you’re with a bunch of friends/family members?
- I don’t do anything. I always get swamped with compliments when I’m around people.
- I try to be the center of attention because that’s the premise of my existence
- It depends on the crowd
- I try to blend in with the crowd—no need for unnecessary attention.
- Question of
How likely are you to become successful in the future?
- Are you kidding? I’m already a success!
- Success runs in my blood
- I’m a hard worker, so I believe I’ll be successful in the future.
- I don’t really care that much about being successful. All I want is a happy life
- Question of
Do you think you’re better than other people?
- Yes, I’m a special person
- Pretty much, yeah!
- I think I’m better than some people, worse than others
- I don’t think I’m any different than other people
- Question of
How tied are your goals to the world’s perspective of you?
- I want to amount to something in the eyes of the world and those I know
- I like to get the attention I deserve
- It depends on which of my goals we’re talking about here
- I just want to be reasonably happy
- Question of
How confident are you?
- I am assertive, period.
- I trust in my good looks and skills
- It depends on whom I’m with
- I wish I were more assertive
- Question of
Do you expect anything in return when you help others?
- Of course. Otherwise, why would I help them out?
- They owe me big time
- It depends on how I’m helping them
- I like doing things for others for the sake of helping them out
- Question of
How do you feel about manipulating others?
- People love it when I manipulate them because they know it’s for their own good
- No
- It depends on why I’m manipulating people
- I don’t like it when I find myself manipulating people
- Question of
How often do people believe what you tell them?
- I can make anybody believe anything I tell them
- All the time
- When I tell the truth, obviously
- People sometimes believe what I tell them
- Question of
How often do you need to insist on getting the respect you deserve?
- I’m naturally charismatic, so I always get the respect I deserve and need
- I always get the respect I deserve
- I don’t like being disrespected
- I insist on getting the respect that’s due me
- Question of
Do you think you’re more capable than other people?
- Of course, I am!
- Most of the time, yes
- I’m more capable than other people in some areas of my life, that’s all
- Nope. I can learn a helluva lot of stuff from other people
- Question of
Do you like showing off your body when you’re in a public place?
- I like showing off my body and getting compliments
- People naturally notice how perfect my body is all the time
- Why should I care? I work out for my own sake
- I don’t particularly like showing off my body
- Question of
How hard is it to read people for you?
- I don’t need to read people’s minds. It’s obvious they’re thinking about me!
- For me, people are open books that are easy to read
- It depends on the person, really
- People are, more often than not, hard to understand
- Question of
How often do you show off?
- I don’t need to show off. My body does the talking for me!
- I like to show off whenever I get the chance
- I want my skills to be recognized, but I don’t like showing off
- I try not to be a show-off
- Question of
How good are you when it comes to telling stories?
- Everybody likes to hear my stories
- I’m a natural story-teller
- Pretty good, I guess
- Sometimes I tell good stories
- Question of
Do you think you’re special?
- I am an extraordinary person, and I should be everyone’s idol
- Yes, sir, I am
- Everybody’s special in their unique way
- I’m much like everybody else
- Question of
How do you feel about power?
- I like to power and what comes with it
- I like being perceived as powerful
- It depends on what kind of power we’re talking about here
- Power for the sake of power doesn’t interest me
- Question of
How do you feel about trends, fads, and fashions?
- I create them
- I like starting new trends and fads
- Nothing wrong with being stylish
- I don’t care about trends, fads, and fashions
- Question of
Do you like looks at yourself in the mirror?
- 247 times a hour
- Whenever I get the chance
- Whenever it’s necessary
- I’m not particularly interested in looking at myself in the mirror
- Question of
Do you like being the center of attention?
- Unfortunately, I’m always the center of attention, even when I don’t want to
- I really like to be the center of attention
- Only when it’s needed
- Nope, it’s uncomfortable
- Question of
Which of these statements do you think is true?
- I make my own rules
- I can live my life any way I want
- Rules are there for a reason
- You don’t always get to live your life the way you want it
- Question of
What do you think about leadership?
- I’m a natural leader!
- I believe I’m a leader, even though I’ve never worked on that skill
- I might be a good leader; I might be a bad one. Who knows?
- Leadership is a skill that requires a lot of time and effort to master
- Question of
Where do you see yourself in five years?
- I’m already perfect, so pretty much the same
- Exactly as successful as I am now
- I’m working hard to get where I aspire to be
- Just happier
- Question of
Do you want people to know about your personal stuff?
- Yes, I want somebody to write my biography someday
- Of course, my life is pretty exciting!
- Only when it’s relevant
- Nope. I don’t want people peeking into my personal life.
- Question of
Do you care whether people notice how you look or not in public?
- Yes. In fact, I get upset when people don’t notice my outfit and how unique I am
- I like being the center of attention all the time
- Why should I care?
- I don’t mind going unnoticed when I’m in a crowd
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