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Question of
Do you know your partner’s family and their names?
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I met them like a hundred times
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I just know their names
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I know the names of my partner’s parents
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Why should I care about my partner’s family?
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Question of
Do you know who your partner’s best friend?
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I AM MY PARTNER’S BEST FRIEND
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Of course, I do
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I know his friend circle
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Nah
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Question of
Do you know whether your partner is a cat or a dog person?
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How could I possibly NOT know that?
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Yes, I do
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I think I do
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I don’t think that’s an important detail
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Question of
Do you know whether your partner has any allergies?
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Of course, I do, that’s literally a vital detail
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I know some of their allergies
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I haven’t asked yet
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Well, honestly, I’m not my partner’s doctor
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Question of
Do you know your partner’s shoe size?
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I mean, I’m the one who buys my partner’s clothes, so yeah, I do
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Yes, I do
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I can guess
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No, I do not
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Question of
Do you know where your partner would go if they could travel back in time?
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Listen here, if my partner’s traveling in time, I’m going as well
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I have a good idea about where they’d be headed
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Maybe they’d go back in time to kill Hitler?
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What kind of question is this?
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Question of
Do you know all of your partner’s secrets?
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They wouldn’t be my partner if I didn’t, would they?
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I know most all of them
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I can name a few (I mean, I CAN’T name a few)
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They’re called secrets for a reason, aren’t they?
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Question of
Do you like to spend time with your partner?
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I LOVE SPENDING TIME WITH MY PARTNER
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Yes, I do
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I just enjoy the time we spend together
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Only when I’m feeling bored
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Question of
Do you discuss intimate and taboo topics with your partner?
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That’s the premise of having a partner, isn’t it?
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Most of the time, yes
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We’re not there yet
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No, I’d rather not
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Question of
Does your partner know all of your insecurities?
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Yes, and I know all of theirs, but we forget about them when we’re together
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Yes, they do
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They know my obvious insecurities
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No, I don’t like to be vulnerable
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Question of
Do you know your partner’s favorite fictional character?
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It’s the small details that matter, so I do
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I think I do
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It’s either James Bond or Batman, I forgot
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What does this have to do with anything?
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Question of
Do you know your partner’s sleeping position?
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Duh!
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I do
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I think my partner is a side sleeper
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I don’t really care about my partner’s sleeping position
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Question of
Do you remember what your partner was wearing when your first met them?
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I. REMEMBER. EVERYTHING.
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Obviously, I do
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I just remember the colors
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Do people actually remember such details?
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Question of
What would happen to your relationship if you won the lottery?
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We’d spend all of OUR money together!
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Nothing would change
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We’d hang out in better places
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I’d probably look for someone more classy
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Question of
Have you ever cheated on a lover in a past relationship?
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No, I’d never cheat on someone I love
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No
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I did, and it was a mistake that I’d never repeat
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I mean, it’s not cheating if you’re not married, right?
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Question of
Do you know the names of the people who have been irritating your partner lately?
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Yes, and I’m preparing a plan to assassinate all of them
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Yes, I do, and I try to comfort my partner whenever I can
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It’s their ex, of course
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We don’t talk about that
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Question of
Do you know your partner’s basic philosophy in life?
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We have the same motto, so yes
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Yes, I do
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I don’t think I do
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I don’t care
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Question of
Do you think your partner knows you well?
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Again, we know everything about each other
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Of course, we’re pretty open to each other
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They have a pretty good idea about what I like and what I don’t
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How could I possibly know that?
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Question of
Do you know how you’re partner likes to relax?
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Of course! My partner relaxes by being with me
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We pretty much like to relax the same way
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I know the things they like
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Not really
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Question of
Do you know what unconscious gesture reveals that your partner is uncomfortable with a conversation/situation?
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Absolutely
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I do
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I think I do
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Why don’t they just speak their mind?
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