Do I Have a Dirty Mind Test? Let’s find out!

Dirty Mind Test

For some people, all it takes is a glance at a long banana to start rolling on the floor. Are you one of them? There’s only one way to find out – take this dirty mind test!

Before that, just remember, having a dirty mind isn’t a bad thing. And that alone shouldn’t define your personality. So, whatever the results are in this dirty minded quiz, own it!

We have compiled a list of the best dirty mind test questions. All you have to do is tick your honest answers and reveal how nasty your mind is in this dirty minded test.

Let’s get started!

  • Question of

    First things first, how old are you?

    • Early 20s
    • 20s/30s/40s
    • Over 40s
    • Teen
  • Question of

    How do you react when someone cracks a dirty joke?

    • I don’t really care
    • I join in and add more to the fire
    • I just turn a deaf ear
    • What do you even mean by a ‘dirty’ joke?
  • Question of

    Be Honest – what do you think of when you see the number 69?

    • Nothing
    • It’s obvious – the act that a couple performs if you know what I mean!
    • I prefer not to speak on this.
    • Is there a secret meaning behind that number?
  • Question of

    Do you think a girl and a guy can be close friends without being attracted to each other?

    • Definitely.
    • No chance, there’s always room for some steamy romance!
    • Personally? No. But it really depends on the individual.
    • Very little chance for that to happen.
  • Question of

    Do you like dirty talking?

    • Nope. I find that gross!
    • Yeah, it’s fun.
    • Yes, I have.
    • Dirty-talking? That’s a very new word for me!
  • Question of

    Imagine you just met four good looking coworkers. Are you likely to dream about at least one of them?

    • No. I’m completely professional at my workplace.
    • One? I might dream about all four! Heh!
    • Can’t say, it depends on how good looking they are!
    • Eww, no!
  • Question of

    Someone you have a crush on is rolling a lollipop in and out of their mouth. How do you feel?

    • Find them cute, but keep my feelings to myself
    • It’ll obviously turn me on
    • I would wish to be the lollipop
    • Am I supposed to feel something?
  • Question of

    Here’s a riddle – Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is big. What is it?

    • I’d have to think hard on this one.
    • This one’s easy! Lol
    • Something to do with body parts?
    • I don’t understand the riddle.
  • Question of

    Here’s a scenario – It’s raining out. Your friend just arrived at your doorstep and shouted, “Gosh, this rain! I’m all wet” – how do you react?

    • Give them a towel
    • Who got them wet? Haha!
    • I’d giggle
    • I’d sympathize with them for the situation
  • Question of

    Let’s go back to school! Fill in the blanks: EY_S?

    • N
    • E
    • T
    • K
  • Question of

    How many dirty jokes can you create in one go?

    • Maybe 1 (something that I heard from a friend)
    • I could go on and on for the entire day
    • A few good ones (maybe around 4-5)
    • Again, what do you mean by ‘dirty jokes’? I really don’t get it!
  • Question of

    You’re watching a movie online; an explicit ad pops up. What do you do?

    • Look for the skip option.
    • I’ll watch it. After all, it’s free
    • I Will take a sneak peek
    • If there’s an option, I’ll report it
  • Question of

    Assuming you have a partner, are you the one to dirty talks in bed?

    • Nope
    • Yes. dirty talks should happen (wink!)
    • I don’t initiate it. But I don’t say no too!
    • Dirty talks what are they?
  • Question of

    Suppose a friend set you up on a blind date; what would you check out first about this person?

    • The way they talk
    • What kind of dress is he/she wearing (sly smile)
    • The way they look
    • Their personality
  • Question of

    Have you ever had dreams about a stranger?

    • Never
    • Yes, my mind always seems to go off in that direction!
    • Yeah, but this person was extremely hot.
    • Is dreaming about a stranger even a thing?
  • Question of

    What are your thoughts on dirty talks in a relationship?

    • I’m not comfortable sharing.
    • Essential for any couple
    • It depends on my mood
    • Okay, what do you mean by that?
  • Question of

    What if someone sends dirty messages to you? How would you feel?

    • Will ignore that person.
    • I Will join them and talk more dirty
    • If it’s someone I’m attracted to, I may just indulge in it
    • Honestly, I pray this doesn’t happen to me
  • Question of

    Which yoga pose do you like?

    • Love the mountain pose
    • Missionary, wait! Is that yoga?
    • Downward-Facing Dog, if you know what I mean!
    • I don’t do yoga. But I do love sleeping. Haha
  • Question of

    Someone hot buys you an expensive gift at a shop; what do you immediately think of?

    • Say Thank You
    • Think how perfect we would be in a relationship
    • Flirt
    • I don’t accept gifts sorry!
  • Question of

    Two of your friends are wrestling in bed (of course being playful); what would you say/do?

    • I might click a picture of them
    • Throw some water on them? That’d be a treat to watch!
    • Encourage them to wrestle hard
    • Just laugh