Do I Have a Dirty Mind Test? Let’s find out!

Dirty Mind Test

For some people, all it takes is a glance at a long banana to start rolling on the floor. Are you one of them? There’s only one way to find out – take this dirty mind test!

Before that, just remember, having a dirty mind isn’t a bad thing. And that alone shouldn’t define your personality. So, whatever the results are, own it!

We have compiled a list of the best dirty mind quiz questions. All you have to do is tick your honest answers and reveal how nasty your mind is.

Let’s get started!

  • Question of

    First things first, how old are you?

    • Early 20s
    • 20s/30s/40s
    • Over 40s
    • Teen
  • Question of

    How do you react when someone cracks a dirty joke?

    • I don’t really care
    • I join in and add more to the fire
    • I just turn a deaf ear
    • What do you even mean by a ‘dirty’ joke?
  • Question of

    Be Honest – what do you think of when you see the number 69?

    • Nothing
    • It’s obvious – the act that a couple performs if you know what I mean!
    • I prefer not to speak on this.
    • Is there a secret meaning behind that number?
  • Question of

    Do you think a girl and a guy can be close friends without being attracted to each other?

    • Definitely.
    • No chance, there’s always room for some steamy romance!
    • Personally? No. But it really depends on the individual.
    • Very little chance for that to happen.
  • Question of

    Do you like dirty talking?

    • Nope. I find that gross!
    • Yeah, it’s fun.
    • Yes, I have.
    • Dirty-talking? That’s a very new word for me!
  • Question of

    Imagine you just met four good looking coworkers. Are you likely to dream about at least one of them?

    • No. I’m completely professional at my workplace.
    • One? I might dream about all four! Heh!
    • Can’t say, it depends on how good looking they are!
    • Eww, no!
  • Question of

    Someone you have a crush on is rolling a lollipop in and out of their mouth. How do you feel?

    • Find them cute, but keep my feelings to myself
    • It’ll obviously turn me on
    • I would wish to be the lollipop
    • Am I supposed to feel something?
  • Question of

    Here’s a riddle – Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is big. What is it?

    • I’d have to think hard on this one.
    • This one’s easy! Lol
    • Something to do with body parts?
    • I don’t understand the riddle.
  • Question of

    Here’s a scenario – It’s raining out. Your friend just arrived at your doorstep and shouted, “Gosh, this rain! I’m all wet” – how do you react?

    • Give them a towel
    • Who got them wet? Haha!
    • I’d giggle
    • I’d sympathize with them for the situation
  • Question of

    Let’s go back to school! Fill in the blanks: EY_S?

    • N
    • E
    • T
    • K
  • Question of

    How many dirty jokes can you create in one go?

    • Maybe 1 (something that I heard from a friend)
    • I could go on and on for the entire day
    • A few good ones (maybe around 4-5)
    • Again, what do you mean by ‘dirty jokes’? I really don’t get it!
  • Question of

    You’re watching a movie online; an explicit ad pops up. What do you do?

    • Look for the skip option.
    • I’ll watch it. After all, it’s free
    • I Will take a sneak peek
    • If there’s an option, I’ll report it
  • Question of

    Assuming you have a partner, are you the one to dirty talks in bed?

    • Nope
    • Yes. dirty talks should happen (wink!)
    • I don’t initiate it. But I don’t say no too!
    • Dirty talks what are they?
  • Question of

    Suppose a friend set you up on a blind date; what would you check out first about this person?

    • The way they talk
    • What kind of dress is he/she wearing (sly smile)
    • The way they look
    • Their personality
  • Question of

    Have you ever had dreams about a stranger?

    • Never
    • Yes, my mind always seems to go off in that direction!
    • Yeah, but this person was extremely hot.
    • Is dreaming about a stranger even a thing?
  • Question of

    What are your thoughts on dirty talks in a relationship?

    • I’m not comfortable sharing.
    • Essential for any couple
    • It depends on my mood
    • Okay, what do you mean by that?
  • Question of

    What if someone sends dirty messages to you? How would you feel?

    • Will ignore that person.
    • I Will join them and talk more dirty
    • If it’s someone I’m attracted to, I may just indulge in it
    • Honestly, I pray this doesn’t happen to me
  • Question of

    Which yoga pose do you like?

    • Love the mountain pose
    • Missionary, wait! Is that yoga?
    • Downward-Facing Dog, if you know what I mean!
    • I don’t do yoga. But I do love sleeping. Haha
  • Question of

    Someone hot buys you an expensive gift at a shop; what do you immediately think of?

    • Say Thank You
    • Think how perfect we would be in a relationship
    • Flirt
    • I don’t accept gifts sorry!
  • Question of

    Two of your friends are wrestling in bed (of course being playful); what would you say/do?

    • I might click a picture of them
    • Throw some water on them? That’d be a treat to watch!
    • Encourage them to wrestle hard
    • Just laugh